Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

the-real-goddamazon:

ladyshinga:

yourfuckingmuse:

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.

In case anyone wanted to feel better about how confusing English can get.

When I was taking German I used to tug my hair in amazement and frustration.

Let’s not get started on verb conjugations.

(Source: dict.leo.org)

For the 800th time..

blackfashion:

katniss-everbeans:

wocinsolidarity:

FUCK

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MADONNA

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AND

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HER

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ENTIRE

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LIFE

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Dusty old cracka bitch

Did ya’ll forget this 125 year old white woman said black men are the most disrespectful men while Sean Penn (a white man) was violently beating her ass?
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woohoobin:

So we have CL out here saying “ghetto fab” on her instagram photo and GD doing black face

what.the.fuck.YG.

(Source: whoobin, via adventuresofthelostgirl-deactiv)

bloodyhellimadancer:

Jay Park ft G-Dragon..

Oh gawd I just saw a real life picture of what ovulation looks like *throws up*

I’d rather not know what’s going on inside me.

+Black Kpop Fans: About Zico using "nigga"

strangegirlblogging:

black-kpop-fans:

Honestly, saying “nigga” has a completely different connotation from “nigger.” Where I live, it’s not shocking to see a white, black, Latino, and Asian guys saying “nigga” in a playful way like “nigga please” or “nah nigga.” To me, it’s not a malicious word. Pay attention to the context. Zico is a…

NO . this will never be okay . Not today , not tomorrow not even when kpop groups i like make racial slurs . You don’t know what a word means you look it up , that’s how i associate it with .  . Kpop rappers having using that word repeatedly and no one is calling them out on their BS , why ?? a non black person saying the word Nigga will never be okay . don’t try to justify it . I like your blog and all but NO .

Agreed!!! But I don’t think ANYBODY should use it.

Everybody needs to watch Julian Curry’s poem on this word. It will def change your logic.

(via letterstopaolo)

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