Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

the-real-goddamazon:

ladyshinga:

yourfuckingmuse:

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.

In case anyone wanted to feel better about how confusing English can get.

When I was taking German I used to tug my hair in amazement and frustration.

Let’s not get started on verb conjugations.

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  • #0_o #nope
  • 5 months ago
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For the 800th time..

blackfashion:

katniss-everbeans:

wocinsolidarity:

FUCK

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MADONNA

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AND

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HER

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ENTIRE

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LIFE

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Dusty old cracka bitch

Did ya’ll forget this 125 year old white woman said black men are the most disrespectful men while Sean Penn (a white man) was violently beating her ass?
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  • #oh hell naw #i already knew about her approp. and what she said about black men #now she wanna drop the n-word #nope #this is why i don't mess with madonna
  • 7 months ago
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woohoobin:

So we have CL out here saying “ghetto fab” on her instagram photo and GD doing black face

what.the.fuck.YG.

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  • #nope #y'all can keep yg ent
  • 1 year ago
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  • #oh gawd #they do not need to be friends #nope #but praise him for G dragon is dressed down and not in that foolishness he's usually in
  • 1 year ago
  • 41

Oh gawd I just saw a real life picture of what ovulation looks like *throws up*

I’d rather not know what’s going on inside me.

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  • #ovulation #nope
  • 1 year ago
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