animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT’S 3PM.
PLEASE GET UP. I’M STARVING.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET ABOUT THE BREAKUP BUT LET’S FACE FACTS: DANIEL WAS AN EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE MAN-CHILD WHOSE ONLY REDEEMING FEATURE WAS AN INEXPLICABLE CAPACITY FOR PERFECTLY RECALLING LATE ‘90S R&B LYRICS AND POSSIBLE ACCOMPANYING DANCE MOVES.
I’M NOT SAYING HE DIDN’T DO A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE DRU HILL, BUT THAT’S NOT SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE SUSTAINED A RELATIONSHIP LONG-TERM, OKAY? IT REALLY ISN’T.
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